Author: Corndog Millionaire

Professional humour writer from Victoria, B.C. Turn-ons include crisp type-face, grammatical prowress and word play. Sexy, sexy wordplay.

“Guardians of the officially licensed Disney Merchandise.” Guardians of the Galaxy TWO Webcomic.

Guardians of the Galaxy was such a wild ride, due in part to the relative obscurity of the characters. It’s funny to see how the franchise evolved over two movies, especially considering one of the characters has been reduced to cute sidekick status.

Still, even with how toyetic the film is, it’s a lot of fun and kicks it into full banter mode after the first scene.

It’s still kind of a knock-off of the first one, but so was Suicide Squad and this is at least a hundred-million-bajillion times better than that.

 

New Avengers Webcomic! “Picking Sides”

The dust has settled, my exams are finished and it’s finally time to make some more comics. It’s interesting trying to take the elements that have made previous webcomics successful and then build on that.

 

People like Avengers, they like characters they recognize and they like to see them acting silly. Mission accomplished?

Eleven more days until Guardians of the Galaxy TWOOOOO!

See you nerds at the theatre ūüėČ

Thor: Ragnarok Webcomic

New Thor:Ragnarok Webcomic! “Look Evil; Dress Pointy”

The Thor:Ragnarok trailer hit the internet on Monday, accomplishing something that has been long thought impossible by the greatest minds of our generation.

It made me excited for a Thor movie.

It seems like every new superhero movie is trying to scrape off some of that Guardians of the Galaxy steeze, and Thor is getting dangerously close with the alien gladiators, Jeff Goldblum and that neon-ass logo.

I’m not complaining, but it was that sort of innovation that made¬†GotG such a success. Copying what made it successful can’t possibly result in a film of the same caliber.

But hey, at least it’s not the Oscar-winning masterpiece that is¬†Suicide Squad.

Avengers: Infinity War Webcomic

New Avengers Webcomic! “Infinity x Infinity”

Boom! Two comics, two weeks. It’s like I’m getting good at this or something.¬†Or something.¬†

Thanos is the sort of dude who shows up 12 movies into a franchise, but he’s also the sort of dude who gets taken out by a teenage girl and her pet squirrels. ¬†I don’t blame him for wanting that infinite power, I DO blame him for not using it¬†creatively.

Keep an eye out for Avengers: Infinity War¬†in 2018, and keep an eye out for Thanos to use the infinity gauntlet to…shoot slightly larger lasers at people.¬†Coming to theatres near you.

See you next time!

~Corndog

Overwatch Webcomic

New Webcomic! “Overwatch Yo’ Self”

Hey! Long time, no see.

I know. I’m disappointed in me too.

I’m learning a lot of harsh lessons about the reality of cartooning in a very short amount of time, and I spent the last few weeks locked in mortal combat with a comic I just couldn’t get right. 3 different versions and countless hours of editing later, I had a not-funny joke that was landing straight on its face.

May it never see the light of day. For your benefit, as well as mine.

Anyways, Overwatch is pretty great. You may have heard of it. Little game by the guys who made World of Warcraft. Anyways, that edgelord up there is Reaper, and his verbose catchphrase is…. “die, die, die”. The thought of these guys playing DnD and getting riled up about grammar tickled me.

It’s a dumb joke, but those are kind of my specialty.

Anyways, pencils are already done for the next one! Expect it sometime this week, and hopefully with some regularity going forward.

So¬†long as I¬†don’t have any exams, right? That’d suck.

Lego Batman: The Movie: The Webcomic

New Webcomic! “Block-on-Block Violence”

This comic is soooo late guys. I got sick last week, then saved over the¬†.psd for the inks, and then I had an absolute NIGHTMARE getting an instagram-sized version. I ended up splitting it into four panels, and water-marking each. Frustrating stuff, but I guess that’s the reality¬†of a 4-panel comic.

On the¬†other¬†hand- 4 WHOLE PANELS.¬†That’s like… 6 times the content or something.

Lego Batman is¬†fascinating to me because it really demonstrates the versatility of the character. It’s been said before, but with so¬†many¬†versions of the character, everybody has their definitive Batman.

The recent “Nolan-ized”¬†Batman¬†has resulted in a lot of dark, edgy interpretations of the character. I hope¬†The LEGO¬†Batman Movie brings¬†some of his¬†goofy¬†aspects to the forefront.

Dinosaurs in the batcave? Bat-shark repellent?  The CONDIMENT KING?

I’m not difficult to please.

New Comic! Game of Drones

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Game of Drones

So, obviously, first of all, congratulations on making it this far down the page. Apologies as well. When I woke up today, it wasn’t my mission to make a bunch of people look at Donald Trump in a chain-mail bikini.¬†I swear it wasn’t.

And yet, here we are.

No amount of words can undo the fact that you’ve seen this anymore than it can undo the fact that I drew it. So, I hope you got your chucks out of it. Chucks being short-hand for chuckles, as opposed to some sweet Chuck Taylor’s. Although, I’d be stoked if you got some of those too.

Am I allowed to plug Chuck Taylor’s? They don’t pay me or nothin’, I just think they make a fine-looking shoe.

Anyways, catch me at @hotwheeel on Twitter or corndogcomics on Instagram to see new comics first. Thanks for reading!

-Corey

The First of Many

A little sketch I did for the Square Enix/Marvel announcement. Exciting stuff guys.

Basically the joke is that in FFXV, Square’s big game right now, you do a lot of pushing a car through the desert. Hopefully, they can bring that same exciting gameplay to the Marvel brand!

Don’t worry, if this joke was a bit too nerdy or esoteric for your tastes, there’s more nerdy and esoteric stuff coming your way! Srsly tho, I’m gonna be writing and cartooning about a wide variety of¬†stuff, but this felt timely and¬†it’s the kind of stuff I’m into.

On a side note….

THINGS I CAN’T DRAW (Officially)

-tires

-cars

-parts of cars

-people in cars

-Hulk’s legs

Can’t wait to see that list grow.

Thanks for being a part of what is, for me, a pretty big moment. Let me know what you think in the comments!

-Corndog

Aaaand…. We’re Back.

Two woods diverged in a yellow wood, and I took the path with a bunch of university classes, and little time for creative pursuits. This blog, subsequently, acquired that abandoned aesthetic we all know and love.

Things have changed. Without the looming responsibility of learning about junk, I can just make junk instead!

Right? Right. Right?

So it’s official. The blog is back, and hopefully it comes with a slew of new creative content. Slews I say. Stay tuned for (hopefully)¬† BRAND-SPANKING NEW COMICS every week. Failing that, expect rough sketches of whatever I’m working on or perhaps my humorous musings about writin’, drawin’, self-promotin’ and high-fallutin’.

That is my promise to you, the loyal reader. New content and comics probably. Of uncertain quantities at an undisclosed point in the future. Hey, I’m doing my best here.